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General
Professional wrestling, taking pictures, sleeping, reading, horsing around, miniature golf, swearing/being vulgar, spending time with friends, meeting new & interesting people, napping, text messaging, working out, burping various words/phrases/names, traveling, stand up and sketch comedy, relaxing, bad jokes, high fiving, Hershey Bears Ice Hockey, Philadelphia Phillies, surfin' the web, having dance-off's, Andy Warhol, above ground pools, secret handshakes, word searches, driving barefoot, the beach, snail mail/greeting cards, nicknames, quoting lines from funny movies, laughing, pens, cuddletown, cannonballing, Canadians, banana hammocks, karaoke, air banding, old time photos, Miller Lite, travel size toiletries, PhotoHunt/MEGATOUCH in general, the sacred art of drunk dialing/prank calls, Jim faces, late night Sheetz stops, fulfilling seasonal goals, shower singing, saying "that's what she said!", chewing gum obnoxiously. ..
Music
Bon Jovi, Journey, Bryan Adams, Weezer, Ben Folds Five, Tenacious D, Phantom Planet, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters, Heart, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, John Mayer, OKGO, Stevie Wonder, The Cars, Ozma. I really like one hit wonders, too. I'm very open minded when it comes to music, just as long as the band name isn't NICKELBACK. .. ..
And how about the New Kids On The Block comeback?! I'd do unmentionable things to every single member of NKOTB, I don't care how old they are or how saggy their balls may be.
Movies
A Clockwork Orange, Forrest Gump, Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, Welcome to the Dollhouse, High Fidelity, The Sandlot, TMNT: The Secret of the Ooze, Elf, Heavyweights, Wayne's World, Slackers, Old School, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Daddy, Girl Interrupted, The Breakfast Club, Mrs. Doubtfire, 10 Things I Hate About You, Little Miss Sunshine, Grandma's Boy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Wet Hot American Summer, Zoolander, Dirty Work, American Beauty, Clerks II, Rushmore, Talladega Nights, Wedding Crashers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Saving Silverman. ..

Favorite Comedians/Actors Include: Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Nick Swardson, Brian Regan, Mitch Hedberg, Zach Galifianakis, Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner, Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Steve Carell, Ben Stiller, Chris Parnell, Vince Vaughn, Tracy Morgan, Robert Kelly, Amy Sedaris, Sacha Baron Cohen, Ellen Degeneres, Amy Poehler, Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, David Letterman.
Television
Various old Nickelodeon shows, Golden Girls, old SNL, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Strangers With Candy, Saved By The Bell, Conan O'Brien, Maury Povich, Intervention, The Soup, King of Queens, Clean House, Family Feud, Full House, Step By Step, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Scrubs, Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Banzuke. ..
Books
The Catcher in the Rye and everything else by J.D. Salinger, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Exorcist, Go Ask Alice, Take the Canoli, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur Nersesian, or David Sedaris. ..
Heroes
J.M. Tretter, my awesome Grandma, the inventor of cruise control, your mom, Dwight Schrute, Artie: The Strongest Man in the World! ..

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About me:

I'm easy going and am intrigued by basically anything. I'm a professional wrestling manager/valet and my home promotion is Keystone Championship Wrestling out of Altoona, PA. (www.kcwzone.com) I've worked for a few other various wrestling promotions around the state of PA and am currently looking for more experience.

I welcome all types of fun and new friends on The Space.. people, comedians, bands, etc. All I ask is that you have a picture and you're not a spam/porn bot and I'll accept your friend request.

A little more personal? I have insanely good-Kindergarten-teacher handwriting, you will never see me without nail polish on my finger/toenails, I can fall asleep literally anywhere and think that going to bed without setting an alarm clock is one of the best feelings EVER, mannequins scare the bajeesus out of me, I have dejavu on a weekly basis, I can fit my entire fist in my mouth, I think an English Bulldog puppy is the cutest thing on the planet, I'm terrifed of snakes and wish I could rent a monster truck for a day and run over every snake in the world, I "Google" everything, I'm very impatient, I have trouble with speeding tickets, laser pointers on people's crotches will forever be funny to me, I still use the word "pysch!" like it was '94, most every good story that I have starts out with "this one time when I was hammered..", I prefer Travelocity's Roaming Gnome over Priceline's Negotiator, I can rarely tell the difference between real and fake flowers and find myself sniffing plastic a lot, I've never had a cavity in my life, I tend to have mini panic/anxiety attacks if I get lost in foreign territory, I have outlandish dreams that I can remember 9 times out of 10, I cry like a baby during sad parts in movies, I took a total of 5 years of French and can only say "bonjour!", my favorite sitting style is indian, I have 11 toes. (Okay, that last one is completely untrue...)

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Ryan Started the Fire!
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From the best show EVER, The Office.

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the freecreditreport.com guy. I feel like the meeting would start off fairly well because he seems like a really easy going guy who just has credit that's whack, but the meeting might end tragically... I may end up punching him in the crotch for getting his ad jingle stuck in my head for hours on end.

Details

Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Palmizz
Orientation: Straight
Body type: 5' 1" / More to love!
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Children: Someday
Smoke: No

Companies

Keystone Championship Wrestling
- Altoona, Pennsylvania US
- Hottest Manager Around/2006 Manager of The Year
Since December 2003

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