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About me:

I'm pretty frikkin' awesome! I no longer live with my parents, but I have enough toys to start a small plastic revolution. I like sex, drugs, and more than just rock 'n roll. I'm into the whole package, but don't like to keep it in there (if you know what I mean!). I love non sequiter, but not plastic seat sweat. Not a big fan of swampass either, but who really is. Truly I like no one and prefer to be left alone, but the world keeps on pushing and pushing... I'm gonna push back, fuckers! Just you wait! (FBI take note: just kidding ((not really))). I'm a third gen packrat who loves stupid material shit, yet hates being bogged down by it. I dream big and snore loud. I like to fart in public. I could really give a fuck, but I'm a good actor so you'll believe I do.

Who I'd like to meet:

the people on the street who aren't afraid of the beat keepin' it clean and neat from their heads to their feet 'cuz our jungle's concrete with nice places to eat so stay out of the heat and go skeet skeet skeet in your sweet, sweet suite while you suckle at the teat be it with or without meat 'cuz it's no small feat not to lie and/or cheat or admit defeat - from the prophet Akkete

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: USA
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Native American
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Drink: Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Self-Employed
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • University Of New Hampshire-Main Campus

    • Durham,NH
    • Graduated: 1998
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Communications
    • Minor: Your mom
    1990 to 1998
  • Londonderry Senior High School

    • Londonderry,NH
    • Graduated: 1990
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Band Geek
    1986 to 1990

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