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EXCUSEMAN



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Welcome to PLANET JORDO, where smiles run free. I Comedy In Peace.

WHAT IS PLANET JORDO? It's the planet home-base for Jordan Margolis, Chicago Trial Lawyer by day/Humorist by life.

INSIDE PLANET JORDO at www.planetjordo.com you will discover a galaxy of entertainment that’s not far, far away, but rather right at your fingertips….

Read about the EXCUSEMAN™ Books and Comics; Watch the Videos of EXCUSEMAN™ and his alter, EGGSCUSEMAN; Hear his XQ ResQ Radio podcasts; Sign up For EXCUSES OF THE DAY e-mails; Fan EXCUSEMAN™ at Facebook; Follow XQuseman at Twitter and much, much more.

Enjoy your time on PlanetJordo.com - a place WHERE SMILES RUN FREE!.

WHO IS EXCUSEMAN?

EXCUSEMAN Jordan Margolis is a satirical Super Hero, who teaches irresponsible adults to act like grown ups, using humor like a fun house mirror. He is is the creator of The Power Of Reverse Apology, which proves that funny excuses are the first step towards healing, redemption and a better world. Remember, "Growing Up Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry". Become an XQUSTER by visiting Excuseman's Website, www.excuseman.com

VISIT ALL MY WEBSITES:

PlanetJordo.com JordanMargolis.com TheMargolisFirm.com Excuseman.com Myspace.com/excuseman Myspace.com/eggscuseman Facebook.com/EXCUSEMAN Twitter.com/XQuseman YouTube.com/PlanetJordo YouTube.com/TheJordanMargolis

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  1. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    EXCUSE TIP: The dog at my homework only works until your dog poops

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    Psst, Meester, wanna buy a Powerball ticket?

  3. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Writing screenplay about Inner City Music Teacher trying to get his Color Blind students to sing the Blues

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    Every week I play a Mad Men drinking game. Whenever Don Draper shtups his wife, I stay sober.

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    Sucking lemons, it just doesn't get any bitter

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    Psst, Meester, wanna buy a Powerball ticket?

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    Schnorr'n Napkins at Dunk'n Donuts

  8. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Employees Must Was Hands Before ReTweeting

  9. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Why do Dunkin Donuts coffee cups have lids?

  10. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Burger King can't wait til this dumb horse race is over so it can start selling it's Preakness Steaks Special

  11. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    In honor of my daughter's engagement, I'm giving her one full day of complete joy, then I go back to embarrassing her until she says "I Do"!

  12. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Why are doves the symbol for peace and love, while pigeons are labelled flying rats? It's All PR!

  13. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    If hockey players grow playoff beards, what do water polo players do?

  14. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    surprised to see Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfield criticizing Obama about Benghazi. maybe OJ can help them find the WMD's in Iraq

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    Boston Bomber Confession written in backyard boat. XQ could get him off for sure, cuz they never gave his Marina Rights!

  17. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Rogue IRS Agents conjures image of Marlon Brando with green bankers visor and leather jacket

  18. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Starting a new Parking Campaign, " Lick it or Ticket"

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    blushing at the the thought of Freud's Ideal Mothers Day

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    my mother says she loves me in spite of myself

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    I save my best excuses for my mother, so she appreciates the effort

  22. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    just called her to remind my mother I don't love her any more today than every other day of the year, that's the kind of son I am

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    Mothers Day EXCUSE Cards now on sale

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    you won't catch my on the flip side unless you grab my middle finger

  25. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Tonight, I'm just gonna put my feet up enough to get a leg up on reclining

  26. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    WIND BREAKING SCIENTIFIC NEWS: I'm only funny if you have a sense of humor

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    In case you missed XQ last night, Listen Up here, http://t.co/VVKacp6r4c

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    New post: Listen To XQ on Slay 'n Savage http://t.co/uAdSD91bLL

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    In case you missed me, give a listen or There's No XQ4U! http://t.co/VVKacp6r4c

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    LiLo limited to one drug in rehab, mexican cartel stock crashes

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    Rodman Tweets Kim to "do me a solid". Great Moments In History just imploded

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    Gearing Up For My Radio Appearance Tonight,10CTphttp://www.blogtalkradio.com/heezdedgym/2013/05/09/a-visit-with-comedian-jordan-margolis

  34. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    What would Blackhawks say/do to Derrick Rose if cleared to play hockey but Tweeted instead?

  35. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Switching Cover and Profile Pics of Bulls and Blackhawks is a chore. I may stick to LuvaBulls and Ice Crew Girls so it's worth the effort.

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    you wouldn't believe the doctor bills I got for testing why I can't hear any Tweets

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    ReTweets are so ReFreshing for my computer, I should charge it

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    UnbelievaBULLS Beat The Heat!

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    XQ is Xcited to deflower Joie Savage on Radio http://t.co/VVKacp6r4c

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    too drunk on tequila to count my mayo's

  44. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Gearing up for Blackhawks playoff game, jersey on, sharpening my skates (maybe I should sit on the floor and spare my couch)

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    Rednecks are SO last decade, Nudniks are Forever. Join "You Know You're A Nudnik" on FB, if we don't let you in, you know YOU'RE a nudnik!

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    Must a Super Hero Be Superstitious?

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    Does oral sex make you a headerosexual?

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    I was ripped from the headlines, sniffing ink

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    When in doubt, jorDON'T

  50. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    New NBA Pubic Service Announcement: "Stay Safe, Don't Lose Your Dribble"

Schools

  • Northwestern University School of Law

    • Chicago,IL
    • Graduated: 1979
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Professional
    • Major: LAW
    1976 to 1979

  • University Illinois

    • Champaign,IL
    • Graduated: 1976
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Political Science
    • Minor: English
    • Clubs: Japan Karate Association of Champaign, FOUNDER and SENSEI
    1972 to 1976

Companies

  • The Margolis Firm PC

    • Chicago, Illinois US
    • President

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