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  1. EXcuseman Jordan Margolis

    Learn what Schnorrers bring to the table, NOTHING. Join Schnorrers Anonymous on Facebook

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    Rednecks are so last decade, Nudniks are forever! Join You Know You're A Nudnik on Facebook

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    why do republicans diss ass turd relief?

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    HuffPo News: clicked on Tornado Video, saw smiling mommy driving, caption above; "RAW Footage of Massive Tornado Will Follow After The Ad".

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    EXCUSE TIP: The dog at my homework only works until your dog poops

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    Psst, Meester, wanna buy a Powerball ticket?

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    Writing screenplay about Inner City Music Teacher trying to get his Color Blind students to sing the Blues

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    Every week I play a Mad Men drinking game. Whenever Don Draper shtups his wife, I stay sober.

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    Sucking lemons, it just doesn't get any bitter

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    Psst, Meester, wanna buy a Powerball ticket?

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    Schnorr'n Napkins at Dunk'n Donuts

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    Employees Must Was Hands Before ReTweeting

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    Why do Dunkin Donuts coffee cups have lids?

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    Burger King can't wait til this dumb horse race is over so it can start selling it's Preakness Steaks Special

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    In honor of my daughter's engagement, I'm giving her one full day of complete joy, then I go back to embarrassing her until she says "I Do"!

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    Why are doves the symbol for peace and love, while pigeons are labelled flying rats? It's All PR!

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    If hockey players grow playoff beards, what do water polo players do?

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    surprised to see Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfield criticizing Obama about Benghazi. maybe OJ can help them find the WMD's in Iraq

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    Post Edited: Listen To XQ on Slay 'n Savage http://t.co/uAdSD91bLL

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    Boston Bomber Confession written in backyard boat. XQ could get him off for sure, cuz they never gave his Marina Rights!

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