Fourth Grade Security Risk's Blog
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OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING
Nobody uses myspace any more but it WAS a GREAT way to find bands to play with. We fucked ourselves by letting this thing die out.
Speaking of dying out, ever since my X-Files got stolen last year FGSR has only recorded one song. WAY TO SUCK, ME.
WAY TO SUCK ME, WORLD.
You gotta SUCK IT WHERE YOU FUCK IT.
No that isn't true you really don't have to.
MY DOMAIN NAME IS EXPIRING. But I think it was pretty cheap so I'll probably renew before it expires....
UGH
I HATE BEING BROKE by Wesley Willis
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ALL AMBITIOUS LIKE 'IM GONNA RECORD A SONG FOR EVERY X-FILES EPISODE'
FUCK THAT GUY WHO WAS A MAJOR BUZZ KILL
I have a Muppets band now sortof.
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We’re having a show and we are depending solely on the readers of my MySpace blog!
Hosted By: Doctor Seuss
When: Thursday Oct 23, 2008
at 8:00 PM
Where Ottobar
2549 N Howard St
Baltimore, Maryland|21 21218
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THIS IS IT PEOPLE
BENEFIT FOR CAL ROBBINS AND SMA
THE MEMBERS OF JAWBOX ON (*see bellow) CELLO
I PLAY A SHOW THAT PONYTAIL ALSO PLAYS
IF EVER YOU HAVE WANTED TO SEE ME WET MYSELF AND COLLAPSE IN FRIGHT, GET READY TO SEE THAT WISH FULFILLED.
Also you can win prizes.
Click the link above!
goddammit can I not type the words On and Cello together on here?
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stupid text converting. gimme notepad any day. thanks for ruining the internet, HTML illiterates.
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Internet Hiatus
Fare thee well, internet. I hardly knew ye, ye hardly knew me!
I as a person and a band both will be relocating into the HEART of DARKNESS or BALTIMORE whichever you prefer.
I will be living at a place that does not currently have internet, and I'm not so sure that I even really like the great-big soul-suck that is the internet enough to pay 50-60 dollars to get my own account.
I'll be using library internets every couple of days to check e-mail accounts, so if anyone wants to invite me to play with or even just come out and see them get in touch with me that way. But most libraries I do believe have sites like myspace and youtube specifically filtered out, so myspace maintenance will be very minimal. Call it a Myatus!
I'm gunna live in Baltimore proper now!
GOIN' DOWN TO THE GHETTO
GOIN' DOWN TO THE GHET-TO
GOIN' DOWN TO THE GHETTO
GHETTO, GHETTO, GHETTO, GHETTO, GHETTO, GHETTO
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Dismemberment Plans
Current mood:
I feel like I have not blogged in an age!
betrayed
I am having many thoughts as a band!
Depending on who you are and how much you care, you may or may not have noticed that I've been playing around with my name recently. Rest assured I am still called Fourth Grade Security Risk, but I am sensing a future rebirth. I have a name that I really, really like and I think that it could be a lot more digestible (OMG but I thought I was Indigestible??!!!CHICKCHICKCHICK!!!!!!!????) for different settings.
Each passing year bring greater things to the 'Risk. More shows, more bands to play with, more places to play at, better sounds, slicker albums. I intend to keep this up and have at least a decade history in this incarnation.
But I am tempted to do more and different things.
2007 was musically a good year, but if there was one thing I learned from it, it's that I want to have more fun with the Natalie Portmen.
I think I might put the 'Risk on the backburner, at least as far as recording goes, for a couple of months.
I still wanna play as many shows as possible. I've got many states calling to me. How the hell will I ever get to you, Texas? And lots of people have yet to discover the joys of the Hank Yoast and His Family Album.
Here's a list of things I intend to do as Fourth Grade Security Risk before I get a contract and change my name:
-Release three albums simultaneously.
-An EP based on the novel The Stand
-An album of stylistic parodies of bands that I like
-Dinosaur Tracks 2
-One album for every season of the X-Files, a song for every episode. This may be what FGSR does in decade 2.
-Wasn't there something about a Xylophone?
-Rerecord the best, strongest and most powerful of my repertoire. I'm reserving this, though, for a more professional setting. Sign me?
March 1st I'm playing with the infamous Emotron. It will be an experience to be had, comparable to nothing else in your entire damn life. Be there or lose my respect permanently.