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    The remote control for a hotel room television should just be called a public-masturbation wand.

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    'noice! Found plain #oatmeal @LAX_Official #teamfiber

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    I did tequila shots in the @groundlings green room today. At work.

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    Stabulous.

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    MFW when I play lo-res #daftpunk Random Access Memories leak through @Bongiovi_DPS app on my iPhone... http://t.co/h4xGBQnDil

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    Heading back to Los Estados today. Estoy muy mucho looking forward to hablando Engles.

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    Daft Punk record leaks and I'm on an iPhone in South America with hand-cranked Internet. ¡Dios mio!

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    Long weekend in the Colombian jungle. Never thought I'd be in a situation where I was too tired to eat, but here we are. #junglefever

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    Just listening to Leonard Cohen in cafe in Cartageña. Same old same old.

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    There's always money in the sombrero stand. @ Getsemani http://t.co/hnbFNIDqRL

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    Austin travel tips: 1) don't visit Austin during a crossroads in your life 2) don't ask how much rent is 3) don't fall in love with Aust

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    I'm at Foreign & Domestic (Austin, TX) http://t.co/PrxJ32fRT4

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    Finally made it to SXSW!! Can't believe what a good deal I got on passes. Who else is here? Guys? http://t.co/Lbttwf4McI

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    35 years at sea.

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    Tiger Woods is my co-pilot.

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About me:

I'm a writer/producer for music and television in New York City with a debilitating penchant for lol, troll, and wank. If you don't know the meaning of those words, you've found the right place. Lurkmoar. Otherwise, I enjoy cognac, fireside chats, reading Baudelaire, and chucking bricks through windows; also, dubstep, chiptune, and other low-fi electronic music.

Who I'd like to meet:

Your face! Message me with tips and links and I'll post 'em if they're actually, scientifically, funny. (I use science in the selection of a lot of my posts. Dark science.) If you're into that kind of thing, you should say hi and then see a doctor immediately.

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