He has the swagger of 10,000 men...lol. Al is gonna dis-own my ass...I love Juelz Santana. I don't know why. I don't want to. Can't help it....He is over-acessorized. Wears Ed Hardy. He can still, as FK would say, "get it"...my guilty pleasure
I WILL ELABORATE LATER
I know I've been saying I'm gonna call and tell you what I thought. I been busy. You been busy...I tried to figure out some super cool metaphor for you. I'm not good at this, so it may not be consistent but here ya go....
A guy named Joe needs a new car. All he can really afford is a Honda Civic, but if he saves his money and budgets really well he could get that Audi he really wants. He's a guy so you know he gets the Audi. He loves it. He is having lots of fun driving it and getting alot of attention from guys and girls because his car. Not only is his car dope , but it's made better than that run-of-the-mill Honda. It's got all kinds of neat gadgets and drives so smooth.... But, Joe is falling behind on the payments, and then the car fucks up. I dunno. Spark plugs. CV joints. Starter. Some car shit. So, he has to take the car to some specialty place to get it fixed cuz it's not " just a Honda". They have to import parts from overseas. A big, expensive mess. Joe is stressin over how he is going to pay for all these repairs and keep up with this car note that he really cant afford. Damn, he loves that car. It makes him look cool, feel better about himself, and he loves that quality driving experience....So, when the car is fixed and he has thought long and hard Joe decides to trade in the Audi for a plain old Honda Civic. It will get him where he needs to go and he it's not beyond his means. It's a basic car and he is content. Girl, did you hear what I said? He is content. Not happy. Not excited. Content...You can take this story any way you want. Some people would say" Oh that nigga didnt need no expensive ass audi anyways." or " Fuck that, get what makes you happy." I think Joe needs to get the car that Joe wants. Audi, Honda, Ford, Lexus, whatever. I personally would get a Honda and trick it out. lol. People over estimate what they can handle all the time. A guy may get a car and then realize he is in way over his head and is not "up for the challenge". Not saying the car is a lemon or is high maitenance...He just can't keep up.
I tried to do this whole thing witH tv's. Like a regular tv and a super dope, big ass flat screen, but the cars worked better I guess. I hope you get me.
oh and I have another metaphor I'm working on for ya. I'll have that one ready by Friday
"I didn't take a shit today. I don't wanna talk about it"- I could never tell you who said this cuz she would kill me, but that's gotta be the funniest shit I've heard all month.